Monthly Archives: July 2011

FIRST EVER EPISODE OF MY TALK SHOW: IN BED WITH GALADRIEL

I have always had this feeling that OPRAH was gonna knock on me ole door and assign me to a major network hosting a talk show under my namesake. Granted, with the makeups and the breakups and the moving and the avant guard/edgy (read ghetto) neigh…

Lezberry Dating Advice for Straight Girlz subtitled DO NOT LOOK AT HIM LIKE SOMEONE TO SPLIT THE ELECTRIC BILL WITH.

Straight Single Ladies/SSL’s, listen to Mother. [ For the purpose of this blog when I say Mother or Ma or Mama I mean myself.] Anyhooper, ole Ma knows best and I know why you are single, when what you want is, HRC. (Hot Rockin Cock). This blog is …

Hot List for having/maintaining a Cuntastic Summer

Summer is a season we fill with expectation. From the first time we saw Grease or read Francesca Lia Block/Judy Blume we have been conditioned to respond to summer with dreams of the perfect tan, body, romance and to earn a ton of money during thi…