Monthly Archives: April 2011

Carb n Sugar Free Mousse aka Galadriel’s Magical/Carb Free/ Dessert World.

Dear Reader,I, Galadriel Masterson am clearly an, Angel on the Earth; first and foremost because I am a lezberry. As everyone knows and the jealousy is evident everywhere, God only makes his true stars into homosexuals. But anyway, that has nothin…

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The Kale Files or How To Eat Like Madonna If She Were A Lezberry PART ONE of a New Recipe Series.

I get asked about once a week to share my recipes so I says to myself (in young, urban drug dealer, type voice); why not blog that shit, son! I heart cooking majorly and I do it nearly every day. I am also a full blown health nut. Some folks crave…

Hey Hey Johnny

I don’t know how to blog about 9/11 cuz it was way to huge for me to down size it into language. I had a friend who died in the towers. Back in my band days, my first band, Candy Ass was a very sassy, driven, all girl power pop punk quartet. We ha…

GaladrielTalk/ A helpful guide to speaking my language

GaladrielTalk A helpful guide to speaking my language. Lezberry: fun, chic lesbian. God’s favorite creation. Berry: a quick, easy, full of flavor way to say Lezberry. ” Waaa, I wish I was a berry I am so sick of men.” (As adapted my fave cougar Jo…